Friday, December 31, 2010

My Left Foot

Fifteen days my left foot suffered, alone in it's relative completeness and normalcy.  My right foot had already taken the first evolutionary step toward a big toe nail-less future.  It took up less space in shoes, hurt more when I stubbed it, and didn't have to be trimmed.  My left foot got jealous, poor thing.  One day I woke up and it had finally put its foot down, so to speak: no more big left toe nail.

Now I have more toes without toe nails (or with partial ones) than toes with them.  But I'm all matchy-matchy - three on each side - so my feet may be a bit...well used, but at least they have style.  Kind of like a vintage Louis Vuitton bag.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Please Welcome

Today's Guest Blogger is Snoopy.  [applause]

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Thank you, Snoopy, for that sensitive analysis of the aggressive nature of competitive sports and how the animal kingdom resents their symbolic, if not actual, inclusion in these manic and often destructive episodes.

Loyal readers, please stay tuned for our next guest blogger and what promises to be a truly enlightening look at the slimming effects of modern sportswear.  Until then, KCCO.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Bing Crosby Would Be So Proud

Hope your Christmas is white and/or merry!!

- The Beebes and The Menagerie

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Menagerie, or Welcome To The Monkey House

It's that time of year again: when I decamp to dreary central Indiana for some bone-chilling cold and family time.  At least this year the weather has gifted us with snow rather than simply flaying us alive with hurricane-like winds.

However since The Support Staffers have moved here, the family has expanded, at first to be a veritable menagerie, but more recently downsized to a more domestic one.  But somehow fewer animals doesn't mean fewer stupid pet tricks.

Someone's home!!  Someone's home!!  This warrants...chewing each other's ears off!!

Move along people.  Nothing to see here.

Welcome home Kelzie!!...what did you bring me?

Oh Santa, just what I wanted!  A cat rug.
Now we ride the ATV to the barn to see the rest of the menagerie

What is that white beast hiding out in the snow??

GOATS!  Willy and Wee Willy.

This is actually an old picture.  Now we have more (a small one of a brown variety we call....Brownie) and they are nearly impossible to photograph because as the barnyard equivalent of unguided missiles, they are huge, inquisitive squirming masses of muscle only interested in food and non-food things on which to chew.  Case in point, they once ate the key out of the ignition of the tractor.  They ADORE the strings on hoodie sweatshirts.

There used to be cows and sheep and lambs, but no more, and have always been chickens, the downright stupidest animals on earth.  Next to pandas anyways.

And just so we know where I fit in the hierarchy:

My bathroom

Welcome home indeed.

"They" Made Me Do It

They* took a train from Baltimore, I went to get them at the Metro, and well, that was about the last usual-for-me thing I did the whole weekend.

First stop: Half Smoke Central, otherwise known as Ben's Chili Bowl.

A DC institution, the positives of Ben's are numerous: slightly spicy chili, cheap eats, surly waitstaff, a few heart attacks on the plate, and whole heap of character.  Two interesting facts: only Bill Cosby and the Obama family eat for free (a sign behind the counter specifically outlines this policy) and during the 1968 riots, Ben's was the only business to survive intact because it is black-owned-and-operated.  The gun-check at the door probably helped too.

Half smoke with chili.  It was delicious, thank you.  And yes, I did use a knife and fork for the benefit of them and the front of my sweater.  I'm a resting triathlete, not a heathen.

They and I have known each other for a whole decade so there was lots of catching up, reminiscing, eating of not in-season food and drinking of not in-season beverages, and dissecting of literature and pop-culture (don't ask) before and after the house-warming party that brought them to DC in the first place.

Sunday was a 12-hour - yes, 12 - marathon of Boardwalk Empire, a show I entirely recommend.  Now that was truly an endurance event.  But not to worry: we wore race appropriate clothing, stopped at several aid stations, and persevered even when the going got tough.  Crossing the finish line was jubilant and we met our goal of finishing well before midnight.

I would recount the rest of the goings-on, but that would mean I would have to remember them first.  And anyway, what happens during the off-season stays in the off-season.

*names have been changed to protect the innocent

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

Since it's the off-season and training is more exercising and traveling is to the train station to pick up friends from out of town and does not require a bike box, I figured I would continue with the body comfort/wellness/healing/put-back-together-with-triple-twist-twine-and-a-staple-gun theme.  Conveniently that's one of the goals of off-season anyway, to physically and mentally rekindle the fire and the ability to foster its burn, deeply and continually, for another however long.

What I've learned is that when it comes to recovery, necessity really is the mother of invention.  Here are a few legal ideas of how to meet those necessities. Triple twist twine and a staple gun isn't too far off...

About ten days before IM Cozumel I tweaked my left hamstring, not enough to put me on the couch, but certainly enough to drive my brain in concerned circles and my body into ice, epsom salts, and massage therapy.  I'd like to say all of that worked, especially the insomniactic worrying, but well, sometimes the silver bullet is a little tarnished.  I arrived in Mexico still hamstrung, literally.

So I got out my scissors.  I tell ya, digging that uncooperative hamstring out of my thigh with scissors was so much easier than if I had used a dull spoon.  I mean! thigh-high compression socks would have been so much happier if I had used a dull spoon.

Compression was the only thing I had not tried, simply because I didn't have anything that fit the need or the body part....yet.  What was once on the left is now on the right: a mid-thigh-high compression sock became a thigh-only (hip to knee) compression sleeve.  Twelve hours later the acute pain was gone, and seventy-two hours later I raced (not wearing this "sexy" home-made contraption) with not a single protest from the leg.  Well, not that part of the leg anyway.

Before that, compression gear fell into that "make my body feel generally better instead of generally worse" category.  I wore it after long runs, for flying, and to address injuries below the knee.  I certainly had never self-engineered a piece of clothing.  I'm sure some people will add this to the pile of "reasonably convincing" anecdotal evidence, but now, you could say I'm sold, hook, line, and hamstring. 

My other trick has been handed down through generations of triathletes and was brought across the ocean by my triathlete-forefathers from Girona, Spain, arguably the European home of professional cycling and a hotbed of body maintenance tips from some of the hardest used bodies in sport.  I was reminded just how forward-thinking the trick is when I saw this.

Well, tada!
My $3.50 version: tennis balls and packing tape
I made this several years ago.  What do I use it for?  Pretty much everything except blending my smoothies.  I could stop traveling with my foam roller and Stick; I could prop my low back (or head in a serious nap pinch) during long plane flights; I can adjust my own back (this alone was worth a million tennis balls); I can roll out my IT bands et al.; and with the left over tennis ball, massage the balls of my feet and my piriformis.

It comes down to this generality: the longer your recovery takes, from injury or simply your most recent workout, the longer you take to get back to training and getting faster etc.  Sometimes sitting on the couch with your legs elevated just doesn't get the job done.  Think about - or feel - what your body needs and beg, borrow, or simply make it.  A little duct tape goes a long way...and is great for covering blisters!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Ode To A Toenail

We have gone far, you and I,
several marathons or more,
during one of which you became injured.

We all get injured once in a while,
although hopefully not irrevocably,
so I could not blame you
for the blisters and blackness
beneath your surface.

I could only hope
that you would prove
to be a survivor,
resilient and resplendent
in your new slightly
off-au-natural color.

Sadly 'twas not to be.
Our most recent adventures
together proved to be
your undoing.

You were the best
big toenail I've ever had,
at least since
the last big toenail I lost
and until
the next big toenail I lose.

You defended my toe stoically
until the bitter dangling end
and went gently into that good night.
And for that, I thank you.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Abandon Pain All Ye Who Enter Here

Despite lacking a forceful inscription courtesy of Dante, the basements of innocuous buildings like this one are where secrets hide.  Not just the window-less-ness of 70's architecture and likely some KGB listening post left over from before the ground floor suites were a Subway and a realtor and there was something more interesting to spy on than condiment application and mortgage rates, but also how to get regular, easy-to-schedule massages on a nothing salary.

Just how do this nondescript box produce such wonders?

A massage school.

As I have said, recent and on-going research has not proved beyond doubt the widely held beliefs - and reliefs - that massage effectively counteracts the effects of intense and essentially destructive physical exertion.  Really nothing except long-standing tradition and reams of anecdotal evidence recommends regular massage for these purposes.  But what I do makes my body feel less better and I will do anything legal I can to make my body feel more better.  Plus imbalances, knots, adhesions, spasms, sprain, strains, tears, tweaks, and other fun stuff affect performance and without attention or warning, can quickly escalate to full-on couch-surfing injuries. 

My solution: massage schools.  Every major city, or at least those I have visited for training, has one.  All of the students are required to schedule a considerable number of clinic hours so clinics have numerous openings and flexible schedules.  And most importantly, costs are low and it's against the law to tip (because students are not yet licensed practitioners).  DC is middling at $37; B'ton is a fantastic $25; and Boulder, well, everything is more expensive in Boulder, so $50.  Massage students in Colorado must have extra large hands.

At those prices and availability, I can use massages as a recovery tool rather than just as a reward, although they are a little bit of that as well.

The KGB must have caught on as well.  Why else hide out in such an ugly building?

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Who Authorized This?

We're not in Kansas anymore, loyal readers, and there is no convenient yellow-brick road of training to follow from day-to-day.  Although my internal pipes are pretty ok with that, the second part at least.

I made it almost six hours in DC, into the wee hours of the morning, before I started vomiting, probably from one bug or another hitching a ride out of the tropics.  Litmus test of being a fully grown adult: you spend all night next to the toilet and not once call for "Mommy." 

Thursday went spent somewhere between my bed, my couch, and my toilet, and the days since have been a steady, if extraordinarily slow, improvement.  I am so glad that I don't need to be supporting any sort of training with thousands of calories right now.  That thought alone...blech.  For the first time in a long time I don't want a smoothie, a Diet Coke, or some avocado.

Also, it's cold here.  I know I get precious few get-out-of-complaining-about-the-cold-free cards, but I have decided to redeem one of them now.  Mainly because the temperature differential between leaving Cozumel and arriving in DC, with wind chill, has been easily 60 degrees.  Again, so glad that I don't need to be supporting any sort of training with hours spent outside.  That thought alone...chaps my cheeks.

I did not authorize these developments.  And until I do or they sort themselves out: sweatpants, sweet sweatpants.  

Friday, December 3, 2010

IM Cozumel: "We Are Your Fans"

I know that traveling outside the safe and warm little bubble of your region or country for a race - for which you have trained and prepared for months; before which you want to eat and drink as accustomed; and during which you want to experience a little excitement, but a lot of familiar - can be nerve-wracking.  Even out of the question.  I know that before and as I planned my trip and for my race, I asked questions of any who would answer.

So instead of blathering on about how I first had a gel, then applied vaseline, and subsequently had another gel followed by donning my speedsuit..., I am going to write the triathlete experiential travel guide I wish someone had written for me.  Hopefully this will help you - a potential future racer of IM Cozumel - or someone you know who will be racing, better prepare for all the unexpected latin excitement.  Trust me, there's tons!

Like did you know that in Mexico, triathlons start with the bike?


Or so you will think until you come race IM Cozumel...


Flying straight to Cozumel from points abroad can be more expensive, but pays its dividends in time (estimate 4 hours each way from Cancun to Cozumel) and taxi/ferry costs (roughly $100 round-trip per person) saved.  However, each airline has one (1) flight a day from each major depart-to-Cozumel point and race week the number of people - and sheer pounds of cargo (aka your carbon steed as well as everyone else's) - attempting to reach the island increases dramatically.  The airlines can cut ticket-buying people or bummin'-a-ride cargo, so not so surprisingly many pieces of luggage and many carbon steeds are left behind.  And with only one flight per day, you are waiting 24 hours for the next potential flight carrying your swimsuit, goggles, bike shoes, bike shorts....  Pack anything absolutely essential to the race or the 24 hours of training immediately upon arrival in your carry-on.  For example, carry your orthotics, run and bike shoes, kit, goggles, and a toothbrush, maybe a helmet.  Anything else can be found or faked.  I was short the bike pump and the helmet....

I have never slept better before an IM, which I attribute to the time-zone.  For people arriving from the Lower 48 (i.e. me), the time change is two hours at most.   At Kona last year it became painfully clear that no matter how early you arrive on site, time-zone acclimation is far from guaranteed and it may still require two Ambian to get five hours of sleep the night before the race.

Absolutely do not expect any usually available triathlon gear - gels, tubes, CO2!!!!!!!!!!, BodyGlide, etc - to be available at all, let alone in substantial quantities.  Someone could have a made a killing with a couple extra hundred CO2 cartridges.  I mean somewhere on the order of the profit from a Colombian drug cartel shipment or what is needed to put your great-grandkids through college.  People, if you respect the TSA enough to not travel with CO2, then you deserve your crotch to be grabbed and your flat-kit to be incomplete. 

Expect a considerable amount of lost-in-translation-ness when it comes to vital race information.  This includes the time and place of race meetings, the information provided during those meetings, and the implementation of what is described in those meetings.  I was seriously impressed with the race director's ability to handle difficult situations on the fly - inefficient body-marking set-up? changed painlessly in 30 seconds and instantly double the number of people who were being marked - but the participants must be able roll with the translation-of-the-moment and try to remain ahead of the curve.  For example, once you turn in a race bag, expect to never see it again until your are tearing it apart with sugar-coated teeth and water-logged nails and a red-lined heart rate.   Expect this no matter what the English speaking representative of the race tells you and a room full of hundreds of others.

Under the sea, under the sea, darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me

The Cozumel swim is pretty much one of the nicest anywhere, easily on par with Kona.  The water is clear and warm.  The course is one lap so no one is going to come swimming up all over you halfway through (the beginning, well I can't make any promises...).

Don't be afraid of a few sea lice and baby jelly-fish.  Yes, I have a welt and the sea lice sting like the dickens, but death is not imminent.  Keep swimming.  Or else my promise about no one coming to swim up all over you halfway through is rescinded.

Practice swims prior to Friday have to be conducted outside of Chankanaab Park, at least if you don't want to pay the US$20 entry fee.  Preferably on the West side of the island; if you try the East side, don't say I didn't warn you.  Don't let all the fancy hotels and "swim clubs" with one-day-all-inclusive packages scare you.  By law, all beaches in Cozumel are public and even the fanciest hotel can not prevent you from walking to the water and partaking of their unblemished sand and salt water without paying.  They can however prevent you from partaking of their margarita menu and beach chairs without paying. 

Get in the water early.  My parents report that despite dire warnings and mere minutes before the cannon, people were chillaxing in transition and lounging all over the dock.  Literally hundreds of people.  You registered for this race a year ago, don't be late to the party.   

Funny Story: All the pros file into the water and swim maybe 100 yards out from the dock.  We all look down the first leg of the swim, toward the orange pyramid buoy at the turn, and notice a yellow pyramid buoy off to the right and not in line with the orange buoy.  "What are we supposed to do with that yellow buoy?" goes through the group.  English speakers asking Spanish speakers asking Danish speakers...and finally asking a paddle-boarder.  Oh, we are supposed to go around to the yellow buoy to the right as we head for the orange buoy.  Suddenly, as if choreographed, it dawns on all of us what has happened and what must happen: all 50-some of us turn right and start hauling ass straight back to the dock in order to line up the yellow buoy with the orange buoy.  I'm pretty sure Andy was the first one back to the dock too.

Not Funny Story: During the practice swims, you will learn the swim exit is a permanent set of nicely constructed steps.  Picture here.  You might miss that about 20 feet after those steps is another set of 3 wooden steps.  Do not be the person who doesn't notice these steps until approximately 5 seconds after emerging from the water on race day and who when told "watch out for these steps" by a volunteer standing at the steps, promptly falls absolutely flat on their face up the steps, gashing their shin and the under side of their big toe, and bruising their quads to the point that they continue to swell two days post-race.  In other words, do not be me.

Otherwise, I had another PR-setting swim.  I am officially on the books with a sub-1 hr-starting-with-a-"5" IM swim time - 59:08 - and I felt comfortable and like I could have gone faster (which is the sign of a well-executed IM swim).  In fact, I think I would have if I had not drug half the 1 hr pack around for a good while after our fearless leader at the time had some sighting issues on the long back side leg.

A HUGE thank you to Blue70 for equipment that helps non-swimmers like me fake it pretty good once in a while.

Ending Spoiler: I wasn't the winner

'Round and 'round she goes...although I did know where I would stop

The Cozumel bike course is nearly three complete laps of the island's coastal highway, and generally acknowledged to be pancake flat.  There are a few...what I will generously call rises to break up the aero-bar monotony on the back (East) side of the island.  DO NOT plan to race this course unless you are prepared to spend more than 5 hours in your aero-bars with no relief from the front end of your saddle.

The loop is something of a rectangle, and due to the island's orientation and the normal wind direction, that means one leg with, one leg against, one leg kinda down-wind but a little from the side, one leg kinda up-wind but a lot from the side.  The wind - despite urban myth and local legend and one guy telling me during my last training ride "you do not want to go there" - gets stronger each lap, but never reached epic proportions.  During a category 5 hurricane is another matter, which explains why nearly nothing exists on the back side except good kite-surfing.

The coastal highway of Cozumel is paved and pot-hole-free.  This does not mean it is flat or more apt, smooth.  All of the back side, and well, good portions of the rest, bring to mind trying to ride mini-moguls on a bike instead of skis.  The undulations in the pavement throw your front wheel from right to left and back again and in the side-winds, the oscillations become bigger and more violent as every mini take-off is followed by the wind pushing your front wheel a little bit further left than the undulation alone would have.  Good riders who can steer their bikes with their elbows will hardly notice this; others will hold onto their extensions for dear life until their shoulders explode from the tension.  What I experienced was lots of bicep soreness as the muscle and surrounding tissues essentially jiggled for more than 5 straight hours.  And no, the infomercials are incorrect: my biceps did not lose pounds or inches from all that hard work.

The wind makes the course more fair than the terrain alone would, but roving packs of elite age-group men still formed and had their fun.  Unlike other notoriously flat and pack-filled courses (Clearwater 70.3, IM Florida), Cozumel has completely closed roads and thus provides lanes of pavement to escape and truly ride your own race.

Aid stations every 10 km are stocked and ready to serve you a mov[ing] feast...and permanent highway markers every kilometer make some sections interminable.

The end of the first bike lap is when you start to grasp just how much the island gets into this race.  The streets are lined with picnicking families, kids yelling for you to throw them a bike bottle, homemade noise-makers of a plastic bottle and some pebbles, curious on-lookers, and more "vamos" than you can handle.  The absolute cutest was a family of three waving a Mexican flag and holding a sign "we are your fans."  And you truly believe it.

As for me, my T1 put me behind a group I would have liked to have ridden with.  Instead I picked a few off as others picked me off and I rode 112 miles totally alone.  My heart rate monitor never synced with my watch so I rode entirely on feel and trying to maintain the same split for every 10k.  The result: a PR bike split (by a minute, ha!) and another ridiculously consistent average mph.

Yeah, still not the winner
Three laps is one too many, or Si se pueda

IM Cozumel is essentially point-to-point and T1 and T2 are not in the same place.  The swim takes place, and the bike starts, south of town; the run takes place in town.  Three laps of in town and while three laps on the bike was no problem, three laps on the run was one too many.  At least for me.

The first run aid station is kind of like an on-the-fly athletic cultural exchange.  "What is this popsicle looking plastic sleeve thingie you are handing me?" Water.  "Ok.  AND HOW DO I OPEN IT?" [I did actually yell that.] You bite it. [An English speaker did yell that back.] "And why are you handing me plastic bags of ice?" Because that is how we hand out ice at this event. "Tomato, Tomahto."

Excellent crowd support continues on the run, but the excellent scenery does not.  I can remember how every little bit of pavement looked, but I can't remember a single building I passed.

The course is again flat with a rise or two and lots of twists and turns.  The pavement at the finish-line end gets really slippery due to all the, shall we assume, water.

The run course has an aid station every kilometer.  You ever feel like when the aid stations are closer together, the race seems to take that much longer to finish?  I think I experienced several 1000m-long Bataan Death Marches out there.

And for me?  Let's just say my race, or whatever poor imitation I was doing, officially ended at mile 18.  Everything between my navel and my knees went [pffzzzt].  Before that I was running, albeit slowly, and the entire time; after that I was shuffling, even slower, and walking the aid stations.  


The official IM tattoo for IM Cozumel is severe sunburn.  On the run, when I discovered the relief of dousing my fried thighs with cold water, I could not get enough.  My shoulders, yeow!!  I went to the med tent looking for my IV and found out that no, instead I was hot on the outside, icicle in the middle [1:41].  I had hypothermia despite feeling deep-fried!

The solution?  Take all my clothes off.  I quickly found myself wearing only my disgusting socks and Newtons and a mylar space blanket.  And people laugh when I tell them I have very little dignity left after doing triathlons. 

Needless to say, after they let me get dressed I didn't stick around.  I had shreds of dignity to maintain and a stomach to feed.

I found the yummiest, most culturally accurate Mexican food I could and inhaled it.  El Pique serves traditional Yucatan el pastor: basically chopped up pieces of the spinning hunk of pork you see below.

My Mexican Yoshi!
Hey look!  Citrus that doesn't come out of a gel pack!
The place was packed with locals watching soccer and eating hearty frijoles soup with el pastor and cheese.  And thus my IM Cozumel came to a very painful, but ultimately delicious end.

But also an unsatisfying end.  I should not gloss over a good race gone wrong - or wasted - after I got off the bike.  A marathon gives you nothing if not time to think about things and I ran a very long marathon.  A lot of changes need to - and will - be made.

2011 started Monday.  Although forgive me if I don't start training for it until the end of the week.

Monday, November 29, 2010

When Life Gives Your Lemons, Go To An Ironman Finish Line

I argue there are few things more electric than an IM finish line with 10 minutes to go until midnight.  Some are more electric than others, for sure, but undeniably the emotions wrought after 17 hours of physical exertion, heat, and more citrus-flavored carb and electrolyte products than any human should ever have to ingest are some of the truest a person will ever experience.  And watching them experience those emotions never fails to make my misty-eyed.

Hey, what can I say?  IM and Disney movies.  Oh, and the end of Schindler's List...and Braveheart too...and that Visa commercial for the Olympics where the sprinter's father helps him cross the finish line after he tears his hamstring mid-race...

But back to the finish line...

Life really is so much better with a big screen on which you can watch yourself run to the finish line with the detritus and ravages of 10+ hours of racing clearly visible.  Like that Ziploc of Vaseline I stuck in my sports bra back at 7:40 AM.  Yummy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your last ass over the pass award recipient of IM Cozumel 2010:

16:58:40.  Now that is what I call a long day at the office.  She deserves every ounce of respect that comes with being called an Ironman.  I hope she wears the finishers medal home under her clothes.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

The Hostess With The Mostest

To be very honest, Cozumel is not a place I would necessarily visit if not for a race.  But I should quickly clarify that Cozumel is not to blame.  "It's not you, it's me."

Cozumel the tourist and cruise-ship destination is about three things: drinking, beaches, and scuba diving.  Since I do none of these things, I am kind of at a loss.  [By not doing beaches, I mean that once I am there I have no idea what to do or how to make myself enjoy it.  To sit in the sun, covered in oily lotion and sweating, sticking to the sand and my towel and the pages of my book, boiling in my own skin and potentially taking days off my life?  Yes, I can see exactly why people love spending time at the beach...]  Cozumel is more like the place I usually stumble into after several days or weeks in the jungle (or desert if Africa) to get a shower, food, and a bed.  [Cozumel the cultural center does exist and I did find it.  Stay tuned!]

But one day a year, Cozumel is all about IM, and the week beforehand, the entire island is set about preparing for IM.

In fact, at the race briefing when discussing the bike and run courses, the speaker actually said "basically the island is paralyzed by the race" and the audience applauded.  Leave it to triathletes to discommode an entire island for an entire day and be happy about it.

Anyway, the lengths to which the island and its population goes are impressive.  The speed bumps normally in place to control traffic speeds are removed.  Roads are repaved by hand.  Curbs are hand-scraped and hand-repainted.  Signs hung everywhere call for residents to spectate, cheer, and encourage all the way until midnight.  One sign describes the distance as 13 ferry trips between Cozumel and Playa del Carmen, a trip commonly made by locals.  The volunteers, as is IM standard, work long and hot hours with enthusiasm and energy, cut short only when their stations run out of supplies, unfortunately also an IM standard.  Families gather and picnic, lining the streets and medians in town.  Plus now I know where all the vuvuzelas from the World Cup ended up. 

Every city that hosts an IM race adds its own unique spice.  Cozumel's is truly de bienvenida.

Now for a few pictures:

The swim exit...not so hard on the eyes
Notice how the bike course uses the entire main road around the island
Christmas in Mexico...trimming pine trees under a beer tent
The Real Tour D'Brew continues
I sense a beer war brewing...
Construction Cozumel style: man climbs the arch while a man holds it up with a pole...notice the feet barely visible through the white fabric...all over our heads at body-marking

Super user-friendly ITU-style racks
 Bags are packed and racked.  The last hit out of the season starts bright and early.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

The Real Tour d'Brew

Apparently we are on the real Tour d'Brew, so I have modified my picture taking appropriately on my bike lap around the island.
Looking south toward the reggae bar and Brazil
the interior of the island
thank goodness the swim is on the other side of the island...
the bike course: wind and Cuba off the starboard bow
beckoning from the side of the bike course...
Come on in, Mom, the beer's fine
And finally, we may need to discuss alternative public relations strategies....

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Today's Sign Of The Apocalypse

Ma Support Crew had a beer at dinner.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Don't Drink The Water Unless Its Ironman Perform

¡Hola! from the hot and humid isle of Cozumel.  My bike and I are here, but my luggage liked Austin too much to leave.  It's a good thing my mother and I are a similar size. 

I wanted to share a few pictures from the first day's excitements.  I used to travel and work overseas, mostly in the developing world, but never Mexico, which itself is more First and A Half World, especially in resort destinations such as this.  Some aspects of the city/island definitely identify it as up-and-coming (my PC term for developing), while others make you question if the plane simply flew around in circles and dropped you off at the same airport you left.

Just in case you wonder which paradise you've wandered into

Is there a race here no one bothered to tell me about?
Our front "yard"
BULK Fruit Loops, People!  And in the bin on the left, BULK Cocoa Crisipies.

When we were directed to the supermarket on the corner, they really meant the Super Target on the corner
You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the CostCo out of the girl

Monday, November 22, 2010

The Last Hurrah

My list of want-to-do's was still long as I started my last day in Austin.  As I flew around town getting in my last few sessions, acquiring and packing, I tried to check a few last items off.

Barton Springs Pool is the kind of facility you see only in a well-oiled community with a lot of foresight.  Honestly, in DC, Barton Creek and Springs would be filled with rotting fish and wind-swept Styrofoam food containers, instead of early-morning swimmers and environmentally sensitive lizards.

A creek runs down through the Austin Greenbelt - a 7-mile snake of forest, water, and sadly-unexplored-by-me trails that runs from the hill country to the west of the city, underneath most of the  major highways... - to abut the Town Lake river.  A good number of decades ago the creek was dammed just downstream of the spring that feeds it to create a mostly au natural swimming pool.  Probably 300 yards long, with 200 yards at a swimmable depth or deeper, some of the bottom is cemented and the rest is aquaculture growth that presumably gets a tad bit out of control during the summer, when it must be like flying a small single-prop plane through sky-scrapers.  The spring keeps the water a steady 68 degrees year-round and the stadium lighting permits open water swimming of 400 yard laps from 5 am to 10 pm.  The shallow up-stream portion and diving well keep the kids more than entertained.



From environmentally sensitive lizards to dry-rubbed beef...

TacoDeli!!  It took me three weeks to get here, but man, was it worth the wait.  Although the thought of all those lost potential meals is sad :(

Left to right, Cowboy, Chicken Fundito, Beef Fundito.  Don't ask me what Fundito is.  For all I know it means "delicious."  Or more likely: "not for vegetarians."  I opted out of the chips and queso so I could opt into my race kit.  Next time.

And finally, Chuy's for dinner with My Gracious Host and The Modest Runner.  Between these two meals I consumed more corn tortillas in one day that the entire previous year, but "hand-made in Texas" recommends their consumption more than "purchased in aisle 7 at Safeway."

But then again Austin has many things to recommend it.  Next time.
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