Friday, December 31, 2010

My Left Foot

Fifteen days my left foot suffered, alone in it's relative completeness and normalcy.  My right foot had already taken the first evolutionary step toward a big toe nail-less future.  It took up less space in shoes, hurt more when I stubbed it, and didn't have to be trimmed.  My left foot got jealous, poor thing.  One day I woke up and it had finally put its foot down, so to speak: no more big left toe nail.

Now I have more toes without toe nails (or with partial ones) than toes with them.  But I'm all matchy-matchy - three on each side - so my feet may be a bit...well used, but at least they have style.  Kind of like a vintage Louis Vuitton bag.

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