It turns out that not all swim meets are all unicorns and rainbows and creative body marking like my first one. Your meet event line-up dictates whether you are saddling up a unicorn or a velociraptor.
If you ask any pool swimmer the three worst events to compete they will agree and those are the three we swam this past Sunday. If you ask the same pool swimmers what the fourth worst event is after those three, they might not agree, but no matter their answer, it's something we swam on Saturday.
1650 free (aka The Mile)
We were pretty much dead men walking, and when we weren't walking, we were sleeping.