At Harvard, the Sunday Brunch menu has a permanent item that the students affectionately call "Hangover Chicken." It's totally machine-made, delicious and magical in its stomach-soothing abilities.
My normal after-practice snack is like grossly healthy: any combination of V8, yogurt, fruit, carrots. After these gippy tummy practices, I can put these items in my mouth and basically gum them into mush - but I can't get myself to swallow them. Only grease will do. Only grease can soak up the grossness. Only grease can tame the beast.
|Chocolate milk, hash browns, and a sausage egg biscuit|
Desperate times call for desperate measures: Wee Willie's in Ellettsville. Yup, I drove to another community to get the best grease to settle my stomach.
Today was better than the last time I had to do this though. I didn't fall asleep in their parking lot after eating. I waited until I was in the laundromat a few hours later.