|One of a pair of litter mates named Cookie and Creme...obviously|
|Cookie...or Creme...not sure which, but definitely the other one|
At Aldi, I found not only fiery onion rings, but also chipotle Cheez-Its.
I drove home eating both of them out of my passenger seat. Knowing that if I brought them into my apartment, I would eat them all, I sagely left both containers in my backseat.
Fast forward to yesterday afternoon. I'm working on an assignment in the office and starving like WHOA because I ran for an hour before breakfast, when I remember BLAMO! I have fiery onion rings and chipotle Cheez-Its in my car a block away.
How would I describe the jealousy of the undergrads who I passed while eating both fiery onion rings and chipotle Cheez-Its by the handful, on my way back to my office?